Dear School,....

School sucks! Its bad enough you have the worlds smallest lockers, all the others get all their classes on the second floor while I have to go up after lunch, get my stuff, come back down, and then go to class. The worst part of doin all that is that you see an elevator every time you go up, but students ain't allowed, noooo, only adults can use the elevator. At least we have a science lab this year, last year all we got was a classroom and a teacher. And, you have to use Spongebob as a lab safety guide!

Now its time to tell yall bout my favorite part of school (and that isnt much by the way). I get to sit beside this kid, lets call him Farmer Clem (For all you who havent seen the Comedy Barn, hes the dorkiest guy around). The first thing i did, sat down and waited. I was up front so i got to pass down all them fancy signin papers. So I pass and see him out the corner of my eye. Turned all the way around just to be sure, and there was FC, sittin there starin in awe, saying "WHY ME!?!?". I laughed and told him that he is doomed to go to school with a pcycho she-demon. He gave me that look that says "tell me about it".

So now im sittin here typing on a computer.